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How To Make Jake’s Sandwich From Adventure Time

How to make Jake’s sandwich

I like Adventure Time, and I like sandwiches. Here is a realistic recipe for Jake’s sandwich from the episode Time Sandwich. There is the original recipe, a vegetarian recipe and an attempt at a vegan recipe. I have provided links for any odd ingredients.

Original Ingredients

You will need –

  • Toasted baguette or ciabatta
  • Cream cheese
  • Dill
  • Rosemary and thyme
  • Pickles (best you can get)
  • 2 eggs
  • Half a cucumber
  • Tomatoes (specifically Roma)
  • Sweet yellow onions, organic (or just normal ones, whatever you like)
  • Steak
  • 3 slices of bacon
  • Chicken (instead of bird from the window)
  • Salt (or tears whatever floats your boat)
  • Dressed lobster. I recommend John West. (Instead of lobster soul).

Vegetarian Ingredients

You will need –

  • Toasted baguette or ciabatta
  • Cream cheese
  • Dill
  • Pickles (best you can get)
  • 2 eggs
  • Half a cucumber
  • Tomatoes (specifically Roma)
  • Sweet yellow onions, organic (or just normal ones, whatever you like)
  • Quorn steak
  • Rosemary and thyme
  • 3 slices of vegetarian bacon. You can buy Quorn but I think there bacon is a bit rubbish. I recommend the cheatin bacon which is also vegan (see vegan recipe).
  • Either Quorn chicken slices OR beancurd/tofu. I think beancurd will be nicer but is harder to come by, you can get it any Chinese supermarket.You could also get it from the cauldron range. It needs to be ready to eat. (instead of bird from the window)
  • Salt (or tears whatever floats your boat)
  • A couple of suggestions for lobster replacement. If you can get to a Chinese supermarket you can buy vegetarian fish cakes. If not just get some nori (seaweed) you can get this from any supermarket and it has a fishy flavour.

Vegan Ingredients

NOTE Vbites/Cheatin is available online or at Holland and Barrett.

You will need –

Follow the order in the video. I don’t eat meat, so I have NO IDEA what he is doing with that steak. Have fun working it out. And remember to play a bit of classy violin music while you are cooking.