I’m practising writing some VERY short stories (about 13 words long). I might submit them for an anthology. I’m giving them titles here, but I’m not allowed to submit them with titles.
'She’s not my friend, she’s my girlfriend. Back off.'
Filled with excitement from her picture I type ‘hi’.
Now we wait.
I ordered mussels. She saw my tongue in action. Second dates’ tomorrow.
Jonathan would have asked him regardless. But was relieved they could call it marriage.
I had things, you had things.
We have things.
Where’s my stuff gone?
I didn’t remember there being sex in this show when I wasn’t watching it with family.
I know you're sad. I won't tell anyone.